It's 3:45 in the morning and I'm wide awake. This is the second day in a row I'm experiencing a sleepless night.
And GOD.
I wish those (house) lizards would STOP HUMPING. The sex sounds behind me are getting louder in between intervals.
It's disgusting, downright disturbing and dammit, it's RUDE. It's like, get a room! That's not behind my piano! >(
WORST of all, it's as if they have a microphone glued to their mouth that's five times louder than a normal one - which, mind you, sucks balls because they're so amazingly loud I can hear it all the way from my room.
So you conquered my dining area with your shameless audio porn for me to lis